COPYWRITER | FULL STACK EMAIL MARKETER | STORYTELLER
Freelance Copywriter with More Than $7* in Sales
for E-Commerce Brands
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ABOUT JOHN
Hey, I'm John. When I'm not crafting words to make money for lifestyle brands, I'm staring at the bottom of my shoe while serving as a lighting stand-in during a client photo shoot.
Seriously...
I have never had a professional headshot.
But, I have two decades of lighting model photos...
And a lot of copywriting and marketing experience.
For over 20 years, I've used authentic storytelling to sell fitness programs, artisan coffee, bougie snacks, pet wellness, high-tech apparel, college initiatives, nuclear waste, and politicians' dreams.
So, if you're a growing e-comm brand and you want more money and customer engagement from your emails...
Or high-quality, SEO-friendly content that is crafted by a real human instead of AI...
Use the button below to start a chat about your next project.
WHAT IT's LIKE TO WORK WITH ME
I treat clients like my extended family.
That's why I don't work with just anyone.
And is why most of my clients have been with me for more than two years, and some have been with me from the beginning.
Here's what a few are saying (at least to my face).
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Ah yes...The classical marketing use of the *.
If you were paying attention, you might have wondered why the headline at the top of this page stated I "made more than $7 in sales" for my clients.
Was that a typo?
No.
As a conscientious copywriter, I can't make outlandish claims like many of my colleagues.
I won't brag about making "more than $50 million in sales" or "increasing revenue by 1,000% in 7 days."
Even though I've made a lot of money for my clients...
I didn't create their products or services.
I didn't buy their ads.
I didn't build their current customer base.
I didn't handle customer support.
And I didn't do any of the 3,765 things that make a business successful.
Unless you bring me on as a fractional CMO (which I no longer have the time to do),
I typically control one part of your sales funnel:
Driving traffic to your website through email and fostering engagement through content.
In other words, my writing brings in eyeballs...
That becomes traffic...
And hopefully, become buyers.
Seriously, I wish I could brag about the revenue increases I've made for e-comm brands, but I can't take 100% credit for doing so.
However, I can boast a bit about engagement metrics and would happily share case studies with you.